Wherein the size of the pod is further specified

So apparently a lot of you are uncertain about skeleton key sizes. C'mon! That key is the ordinary, standard, and furthermore usual skeleton key size! Nothing could be more typical and clear. Nevertheless, I aim to please, and thus I present an additional means of judging the size of the pod. And that is ChapStick. Plain old cherry flavored ChapStick that you can buy at any store or gas station. You probably have some in your pocket right now. Get it out, take a look, get an idea of the size of this pod. You may wish to dechapify your lips while your at it.

Wherein the size of the pod is disclosed

Many fans of the mysterious pod have written in asking about the size of the pod. I don't have a ruler handy today, but never fear! Here I have placed a key next to the pod so everyone can compare the two at their leisure, and thus get an accurate idea of the size of the pod.